Morphias' Guide to asking Chicks Out!

[Morphias]

First you must dress for sucess - in clothes! Then you must take care of the matter of Personal Hygene. Good ideas are to mabey, uh, take a shower! Now lets get serious. Practice asking her out in front of a mirror. Dont forget to tape it, so in the future we can all watch it and laugh at your being so d**n pathetic. When you actually get up to asking her out, try and have a few of her good friends around. Two should be enough. Having her alone can get her uncomfortable and eager to say 'no'. (Make freinds with her best friends about 3 weeks before you ask her out, so when you do ask her out, they could influence her by telling about your good nature and stuff) Dont rush it, and look her staight in the eyes. DONT f**kING STARE. If you know that she is shy and would'nt want to go out with you alone, make it that you are going with some friends, and ask her to bring a friend or two. If she accepts, even though there are alot of people around, she might she the goodness in you and develop a liking to you. Thats all of it. One more thing, what the f**k are you doing in this nuts house forum anyways?

[Gunny]

Hahahaha cmon boys you're acting like chilly pimps
Your game is salty young sky players
Look if you wanna pimp on the good side of the force, have no fear
You gotta take on the not give a fuck attitude
Girl brushes you off? Don't stress its her loss
Be direct "Girl you're hot, I just take you to a movie and hook in"

[GEH]

hahhahahahahhaahahahaahhahahhahahaahhaaha "ur hot i wanna take you out. sd.s.df.dfsg.fg.f'd Dsfkdkfdkfkdkf kFUCK YOU ALL YOU HOMO CUNTS YOU CAN ALL PHUCK MY DIK AND EAT MY SHITE

[the real way to do it]

you slip your fingers into her groin and refuse to let go until she accepts ;D

[CUMMED BITCH]

:o :o 8-)

:D ;D[ftp][/ftp][/img][glow=red,2,300][/glow]U ARE A DUMB CUMMED ON BASTARD THAT FUCKS HIS MOMMY EVERY DAY AND CRAWLS UP HIS ASS EACH NIGHT TO SLEEP. gO Fist yourself and shut the fuck up you dip shit son of a bitch bastard that flew out of Mrs. Brennas ass-hole this morning after her loose pussy swallowed you whole.